This is the Part I Panic Through

I have a book coming out in three weeks, which sounds exciting until my brain gets involved.

Then it becomes a full-time investigation into everything I’ve ever written, edited, deleted, or vaguely thought about at 2 a.m. while staring at the ceiling wondering if I’ve misunderstood storytelling as a concept.

The book is about a runaway princess, a thief with questionable life choices, and a horse who behaves like it is personally offended by authority. It’s short. It’s fast. It’s the kind of story you can read in one sitting if you don’t get emotionally derailed by a horse with boundary issues.

But right now, I’m not thinking about the story.

I’m thinking about everything that comes after.

Because publishing a book isn’t just finishing something. It’s the part where you let it go and hope you didn’t accidentally break it somewhere invisible.

And that’s where I am right now.

Top 10 Things I Googled While Writing Mayhem (At least the ones I admit to)

Ever wonder what goes on in an author’s search history?

Fair warning before we get into it: I don’t google things during my first draft. That version looks something like: [Insert Elephant Weight Here]. If I stopped to research every detail mid-scene, I’d never finish the book. Which is probably why my editing takes forever.

Anyway. Here’s the list.